The Western Show Tee

The road has been long and hard for this ol' cowboy, but he paces onward across the dusty plain. Carved by his own grit and determination, the path leads on... through the dust, past the bones of those who didn't make it, and towards the proverbial never ending sunset. The cowboy's tired. Not sure he can keep it up anymore....... His time has run out.......... So he quits pretending and turns back! Time to take his giddy-up horse back to the stall cause the trail ride's over. He changes out of his rental coveralls, puts his skinny jeans and vintage Western shirt he scored off eBay back on, and slaps on the ol' blue light glasses to head to the coffee shop for a turmeric mylk latte and watch some Spaghetti Westerns. He's going to plan a DOPE John Wayne tattoo today.